first time bein a pin up gurl
i meen i had 2 do sumtin 4 sum xtra cash hehe u kno wut i meen
First time fooling around on Photobooth.
hai guize its gurrie.. i thot id giv u en update. wel 4 da last 10 monfz i hav bin off fite-in evil if u kan buleev dat. not much new but da dawk lawd is ded hehe BYE BYE BITCH! so i thot id kum h0me && rest git a good nites sleep but b4 i do i thot id hav sum fun
lyk dis pic if u goffik
First time screaming “COME AT ME BRO” in college with Katie and Mackenzie.
lol deez bitchz r mi bakup i new it frum day 1
First time with 7 pairs of girl’s underwear on his head.
Lol u mite tink i am a pedo but i am akshelly juz relly intrusted in old navii. hehe dun judge or i gess u kan if u tink its sexii ;D ;D ;D like mah hat?? its kold K dis bich b crankin da AC
First time creepin on someone else’s Tumblr.
Lul diz 1 tym i felt lyk sharin da skreen wit dis bich XD judgin???
firz tyme b’in on da run.
lol diz 1 tyme i took a pic wit sum bishez in dat wizurd community and dey done got pizzed at meh and ben afta meh eva sense.. :< deeze bishez need 2 realize all i wuz doin waz documentin mah lyfe god dayum. needa get bak 2 da wood sheet factory
First time tryna be a unicorn.
lul wel mi daughtaz ol fran made dis in le 2nd grade && i got a strong urge 2 b unicorn once while watchin da devils work aka sorcerous stone so watz a man 2 do…i put da tree 2 mi hed & wahluh!!!!
First time proving that he’s not weak.
Lul diz lil trix nam3d $nap chrey 2 tel me dat i am lyk jamez potta but u kno wut fuq dat man i kan lif all da weitz on da world nevrmind dat diz is a 10 pounda lol u gots 2 start sumwhere
First time kumin atchu from a new angle wit no makeup.
Lol ya i figeered dat yal would appreshate da new mi XD dint even need plastik surgry 4 dis
First megabus. lol so diz 1 tyme i took da megabuz home 2 pixburg hehe cuz i went 2 dat cinci 2 record mah album and done finished so it wuz tyme to leave dat bitch LATa